To the Editor,
Lordy, Lordy, look who’s comin’ back. It’s that unrepentant mogul, Baron Conrad Black. The US system is going clickety-clack to eject him from his penal shack.
But Conrad Black is no ordinary hack; he’s as sharp as an upholstery tack. Getting what he wants has become a knack and powerful friends he does not lack. Why is poor Mister Harper taking flak for opening our border just a crack?